bombcollar:

interests: that little fast walk birds outside do when they wanna get away from you but they’re not like super committed 

bakrua:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

awkward-pisces:

Actually gets out of bed: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Pisces

Goes back to sleep for 30 minutes but actually turns out to be an hour: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Stays in bed for 2 hours straight on their phone: Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn

michelada1:

I don’t wanna be a “jogger” cause they always the ones finding dead bodies and shit.. Excuses not to exercise tbh

jaclcfrost:

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

2015harry:

*has to restrain self from adding lmao to every sentence*

appolsaucy:

sometimes when the internet is boring I get on my phone, as if it contains a different internet that will be less boring